Mike is often the voice of reason in a world of idiots. He tends to study to the point of hallucination, which leads to leprechaun trouble, but when he's not studying he's usually hanging out with Parks or drooling over Sarah.
Parks is everybody's best friend. Loves to party, insanely stupid, and couldn't care less about it. Life long buddies with Mike, and now rooming together at CU, he likes to keep Mike in check by making sure he doesn't spend his entire college experience with his face in a book.
Kung Fu Karl, or "KFK" is a washed up Kung Fu action star from the 1970's. He now resides just off of the CU campus where he owns and operates Kung Fu Karl's Coffee and Wacky Tobaccy. It's a popular spot for students to study, unwind or buy some "Paraphenailia"
Karl and his good buddy, Dark Ninja, are always at the store and always up for some dumbass adventure.
Big Jim is a Junior at College University, and probably the smartest guy out of the whole stupid bunch. He's often the voice of reason, but more often he's a glutten for punishment.
Always in the wrong place at the wrong time, he's been kicked by Punchy the Kangaroo, stuffed in a dead Taun Taun, body slammed by The Boz, and gone insane playing Ultimate Terror.
Scottie has already graduated CU and is experiencing life after college for the first time. He hates it. Still in love with the college atmosphere, he visits his buddies, Mike and Parks from time to time to pound some beers and rant about what his life has become.
Dean Hank Kregger, the Dean of College University. He gained this position through his father, Juilius Kregger, the original founder of College University. Hank never really wanted the position, but as he says, "Money looks nice in big stacks".
After Hank took over the reigns he promptly began to run the school into the ground. He eventually saw the error of his ways and decided to turn things around by enrolling all forms of primates, and even hiring some as professors.
Nowadays you can find Dean Kregger busting up parties, only to eventually start the parties back up again.
A student at College University, Ed attends classes just like anyone else, except he can hold a pen with his prehensile tail. It's pretty sweet.
Ed's a bit of a trouble maker, in other words, he's an asshole. He enjoys tormenting Pushpa, hanging out with Mike and Parks, and tossin' around the feces with the rest of his monkey cronies.
Sarah, the apple of Mike's eye. She's smart and funny, but don't take her thin frame and girly looks lightly. She can booze with the best of them!
Friends and roommates with Ali, the two of them can be seen hanging out with Mike and Parks.
Will a romance will blossom between Mike and Sarah? How the hell should I know?
A retired Ninja/Mercenary and a life-long friend of Kung Fu Karl. He lives in the back room of Karl's store after recently moving out of his parent's basement.
Back in the 70's he co-starred with Karl in most of his action movies. Now he's often the ass-end of an ass kickin' at the hands of Karl.
It's a love-hate relationship. By "love" I mean "hate" and by "hate" I mean "attempted murder"
